Monday, May 24, 2010

S6E17/18 The End Haiku

"Looks Like We Made It."
"Yeah, We Sure Did." We did, but...
I Wanna Go Baaaack!


Friday, May 14, 2010

S6E15 Across The Sea Haiku

"What's Dead?" Dude, Really?
Mother's Home School - Major Fail!
(Hint: Dead Boar - That's Dead)


Sunday, May 9, 2010

S6E14 The Candidate Haikus

The Life And Death Theme...
Uh Oh, We Know What Comes Next.
Get Out The Kleenex.


Is Jack Letting Go?
It Seems Bernard And Rose Have.
Is That The Ticket?


Micheal Giachinno's "Life And Death Theme" rendered beautifully by @DharMickey on ukulele!!

Download it here.


Friday, April 9, 2010

S6E11 Happily Ever After Haiku

So Love Is The Key
And Eloise Is The Lock
Des Opens The Box


I Try To Show It
And You Drive Me Back. Love For
Real Not Fade Away.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

S6E09 Ab Aeterno Haiku

(Ricardo's Sacraments)
Prison Confession
Beach Blanket Communion Wine
Brutal Baptism



Don't make no deals with me
You don't want to make no deals
I've got a long list of broken souls
It stretches far as your little eyes can see


RIP Alex Chilton 1950 – 2010

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

S6E07 Dr. Linus Haiku

Richard Freaks, Jack Yields
Locke Tempts, Ilanna Forgives
And Ben Breaks Our Hearts


Dr. Linus Learns
Why They Call It Sacrifice
Any Questions, Class?



The Roots feat Nelly Furtado
"Sacrifice"

I tell you one lesson I learned
If you want to reach something in life
You ain't gonna get it unless
You give a little bit of sacrifice

Friday, March 5, 2010

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

S6E06 Sundown Haikus

New Recruit Sayid
Good Ol' Pain and Resentment
Wins Them Ev'ry Time


Dogen's DUI
Jacob Drives a Hard Bargain
Next Time Call a Cab

Saturday, February 27, 2010

S6E05 Lighthouse "Room Full Of Mirrors"

I Take My Spirit
And I Smash My Mirrors, Now
The Whole World Is Here...


"Room Full Of Mirrors"
By The Great Jimi Hendrix
Performed by The Pretenders


Wednesday, February 24, 2010

S6E05 Lighthouse "Go To The Mirror"

Do You Hear Or Fear,
Or Do I Smash The Mirror?
Go To The Mirror!


From The Who's "Tommy", Go To The Mirror and Smash The Mirror
(YouTube Playlist)

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

S6E05 Lighthouse Haikus

Mirror Images
Childhood Scars Made Fresh Again
New Daddy Issues


Who's Fixin' Vittles?
It's Ellie May Littleton!
Mmmm... Possum Gizzards.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

S6E04 "The Substitute" Feel Like A Number

Feel Like A Number
A Spoke In A Great Big Wheel
Damn It I'm A Man



Tuesday, February 16, 2010

S6E04 The Substitute Haikus

MIB's M.O.
Exploit Pain & Resentment
Recruits Fall In Line

In LA X Land
Hugo's Still Got A Big Heart
Randy's Still a Dick

Well Here's A New Twist
Richard The Unflappable
Seems To Have Been Flapped

Credit where credit is due: Mrs. TMGLost and I were discussing Mr. Alpert's uncharacteristic state of fear this afternoon. I referred to him as usually unflappable, to which she replied "Well, he done got flapped!" So now ya'll know...

Iggy Pop & The Stooges "Search & Destroy"



Saturday, February 13, 2010

S6E04 - Substitute

I Look Pretty Young
But I'm Just Back-Dated, Yeah
I'm A Substitute


Wonderful Ramones Cover Version of The Who's Classic from "The Acid Eaters"






Wednesday, February 10, 2010

S6E03 - A Zombie Jamboree

I Don't Give A Damn
'Cause I'm Stone Dead Already
Zombie Jamboree


S6E03 -What Kate Does Haiku

Can't Soak That Stain Out.
Infection Goes To The Heart.
Sayid - You've Been Pwned!

It's By-The-Numbers
Religious Hocum Pocum
Free Will Poison Pill

Reincarnation?
Arzt Channels Ratzo Rizzo
"Hey! I'm Walkin Here!"


Midnight Cowboy Theme and "Everybody's Talkin'"

Friday, February 5, 2010

S6E01/2 - Nothing Bad Ever Happens To Me

Take Advantage Of
The Luckiest Guy Alive?
Not Gonna Happen.


Wednesday, February 3, 2010

S6E01/2 - LA X Haikus

Yeah, so obviously I ran out of gas during the Haitus Rewatch

But I'm gonna do them for the rest of Season 6.

LA X was quite the rich mine of inspiration. So here we go.

Window Seat Again
Confused Familiarity
Have Another Drink

A New Perspective.
"See you in another life..."
Yes, indeed, Brotha!

Everyone Assumes
We're Seeing Flight 815
I'm Not Quite So Sure

Boulder In The Stream
The Stream Splits, Becomes Two Streams
Both Are Real (I Think...)

Fickle Destiny:
In The Land Of The Living,
You're Smokey's Bitch Now

Yo! M.I.B.! Dude!
Have You Tried Clicking Your Heels?
"There's No Place Like Home"

"Help Me Ilana."
"Sure thing, Boss. Thigh Highs Boots, Check.
Cuffs, Check - He's Coming."

Sayid's Real Purpose?
Shooting Ben A Small Part of
Jacob's Larger Plan.

Juliet, The Dice
Were Loaded From The Start - Just...
...That The Time Was Wrong

The O.G. Others
Anna Lucia Echoes
"You're Not Scared Enough"




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